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"My OK Cupid date was a college senior home for break.I was the one who drunkenly suggested having sex in a public bathroom.

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I managed to squeeze out some crocodile tears so the officers wouldn't slap me with public indecency charges.

The lady officer told me to 'never let a man treat you that way again.'" "My first-ever OK Cupid date was an hour late for dinner, which in itself was a bad idea (first-date dinners are the worst). I blocked his number." "I immediately knew I wasn't attracted to him, but I invited him to a party I was going to just to be polite.

Then he spent 20 minutes describing how bad one of his former online dates' vagina smelled. It was awful." "I met this sexy guy on Plenty Of Fish and he started asking me what shoe size I was and what color my toenails were painted. When we got to the party I told him I had to use the restroom and I'd meet up with him later.

So I asked him if he had a foot fetish, and he was like, 'Any normal man wants his woman to have nice feet.' Then a couple days later he brought up my feet again, and I told him I just didn't see a future for us. Then I ran into some friends and was chatting with them and kind of lost track of time.

When I found him, he wasjust sitting there, waiting for me.

He said 'I thought you ditched me,' and then he started getting choked up and actually started crying!

I gave him a hug and kind of let him cry it out – but I was really relieved when he said he was going home.

The collection entitled, 'S***, I'd date me' has been viewed more than 6,700 times and features gems such as a man called Ricky who admitted he doesn't care about appearance as he's 'not the best looking'.

A collection of hilarious Tinder profiles gone wrong has been viewed more than 6,700 times after being shared to Imgur, including that of Ricky who admits he's 'not the best looking' so doesn't care about appearance 'Honestly, I'm just here looking for my parents,' he said.

'They disappeared one night a few years ago and I heard I might be able to find them here.

Please contact me if you have any pertinent information.'It was back to the smutty references for 24-year-old Alison who said a relationship should be like a Nintendo 64 - 'classic, fun to spend hours with and every issue easily fixed by blowing on it then shoving it back in'.

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